Your Family is So large

Naskia kwenyu mko wengi mpaka mkona chuma ya Kenya Bus Service (KBS) ya kushikilia Your family is so large, you even have an iron bar (like the KBS one) for holding on tight. -Submitted by Kevin Mwangi, 5 P.2, Nairobi Primary School (Kenya)

Your Stomach is so..

Tumbo yako ni chafu mpaka minyoo zinatembea na viatu. Your stomach is so filthy, worms have to wear shoes. -Submitted by.Jacob Omondi, Mcedo Beinjing School, (Kenya)

You are so Black

Wewe ni mweusi mpaka polisi akishoot bullet inarudi ikisema 'still searching'. You are so black (that) when policemen shoot, the bullet comes back saying 'still searching'. -Submitted by Rachel Wambui, Arya Primary School, (Kenya)

You've Got Such abig Mouth

Unamdomo kubwa mpaka ukicheka tunaona roho yako. You've got such a big mouth (that) when you laugh, we all see your heart. -Submitted by Rachel Wambui, Arya Primary School, (Kenya)

Travellers to Arua

Travellers travelling to Arua travelled with travellers who travel with travellers travelling to different areas. -Meshack Mulinde, P.6, Kampala Model Primary School, Uganda.

Star Fish

While walking along a beach at dawn, an old man saw a boy picking starfish up off the sand and throwing them back into the sea. He caught up with the boy and asked him what he was doing. The boy replied that the starfish would die if left exposed on the sand after sunrise. "But this beach goes on for miles," the old man said. "There must be thousands of starfish stranded on the sand. What difference will it make to save just a few?" The boy looked at the starfish he was holding in his hand, then threw it onto the surf. "Well, for that starfish it makes a big difference." -First published in BINGWA Magazine Issue 16 2016

At the Sea

Shirleen's watch was washed away as she watched in shock. David Kiarie, DEB Makutano Primary School, Embu, Kenya.

Your House is so..

Nyumba yenu ni ya nyasi, wezi wakija kwenu wanasema, "fungeni-mlango au tulete ngombe."Your house is made of nothing but grass. When thugs came they ordered, "Open this door right now or we'll go get the cows!" -Submitted by Rodney Langat, SOS HGPR Mombasa, (Kenya)

Eye Witness

Unamacho bigo hadi watu hukuita 'eye-witness. Your eyes are so big, everyone calls you 'Eye Witness!' Submitted by Saphan Arum, SOS HGPR Mombasa, (Kenya)

Your Ears

Unamaskio bigi uki turn, jiko zote za makaa zinawaka. Your ears are so large that when you turn, all the charcoal 'jikos'.(a type of cooker) start burning. -Submitted by Annette Nyambura, Loreto Convent Valley Road, Nairobi (Kenya).

Tea Bags

Eti kwenu mmendelea hadi mkona teabags za uji. You guys are so developed, you even have porridge tea-bags. -Submitted by James Peter ochieng, Migosi Primary School, Kisumu (Kenya)

Luma Led Lora

Luma led Lora to leave wrong riders so as to live a long life on rough roads. -Byamugisha Malcom, P.6, Child Africa Juniour School, Kabale, Uganda

I saw Afish

I saw a fish in the sea-shore but the fish was very selfish. -David Kiarie, DEB Makutano Primary School, Embu (Kenya)

Lorry Ferring Lollipops

I saw a lorry rolling down Valley Road ferrying loads of lollipops. -Ann Wayness, Chesternel Schools, Embu (Kenya)

The Snapping Shark

The snarling snapping shark shouted shelter! -Linah Kinanu, Chogoria Complex Primary School, Meru (Kenya)

Play Rugby with Eggs

Kuku zenu ni noma hadi zina cheza rugby na mayai Your chicken are so awesome, they play rugby with eggs. -Submitted by Caroline Muhia, Moi Primary School, Nakuru (Kenya

Your Head is so Big

Ati kichwa yako ni kubwa hadi inaziba watu huko Sudan kuota jua. Your head is so big it prevents the people in Sudan from getting any sunshine. -Submitted by Corazon Aquiona, 6 Yellow, Lake Primary School, Kisumu (Kenya)

Your Shoe

Ati kiatu chako ni kikubwa hadi ukiacha kwa beach watu wanadhani ni boat. Your shoe is so big that when you leave it on the beach, everyone thinks that it's a boat. -Submitted by Vivian Awour, 6 Yellow, Lake Primary School (Kenya)

Arainy Day

Tongue-twisters A rainy day made Rian not play in the rain. -Linah Kinanu, Chogoria Complex Primary School, Meru (Kenya)

Look For the Lock

Naskia babako ni muoga mpaka analala kama amekunja ngumi I hear your dad is such a coward he sleeps with his hands in a fist -Submitted by.Kevin Mwangi, 5 P.2, Nairobi Primary School (Kenya)

Twenty Two

Wewe ni fala eti uliambiwa uandike twenty-two ukauliza 'Nianze na two-gani?' You are so stupid when you were told to write twenty-two, you asked, "Which two do I start with?" -Submitted by Albright Nekoye, Class 5 (2010), Joseph Kang'ethe Primary School (Kenya)

Cockroaches in the House

Nyinyi ni wadosi hadi cockroach inatembea na slippers kwenu You guys are so rich, even the cockroaches in your house walk in slippers. -Submitted by Merceline Atieni, Lake Primary School, Kisumu (Kenya)

Your such a luo

Wewe ni mjaluo sana mpaka una batizwa na supu ya omena. You are such a Luo (A community that originated near Lake Victoria, Kenya) you were baptized with Omena (small fish) soup. -Submitted by Kevin Mwangi, Nairobi Primary School (Kenya

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