Q: How do you get straight As?
A: With a ruler
Q: What did the ribcage say to the heart?
A: Got you covered
Q: What did one pencil say to another?
A: You look sharp!
Q: What word in the English language is always spelt incorrectly?
Q; How do bees go to school?
A: On a school buzz.
Q: Why did the computer squeak?
A: Someone stepped on the mouse.
Q: What has a tongue cannot walk but gets around a lot?
A: A shoe
Q: What kind of coat can be put on, only when wet?
A: A coat of paint
Q; Why didn’t the skeleton go to the party?
A: It had no body to go with.
Q: It stands on one leg with its heart in its head. What is it?
A: A cabbage
Q: How come that Aunt of all your cousins is not your· Aunt?
A: She is your mum
Q: A doctor in Mombasa claims to have a brother who is an accountant in Nairobi. The accountant's brother in Nairobi however does not have a brother who is a doctor in Mombasa. How come?
A: The doctor in Mombasa is the sister.
Q: It's yours but everyone uses it more than you. What is it?
A: Your name
Q: What kind of nut doesn't have a shell?
A: A doughnut
Q: Why was it so hot after the basketball game?
ANSWER: Because all the fans had left
Q: What runs a round a house but doesn't move
A: A fence
Q: What did one math book say to the other math book?
A: I have a lot of problems
Q: Where do fish keep their money?
A: In a riverbank of course
Q: What flies without wings?
Q: Name three keys that unlock no doors
A: MONkey, DONkey, TURkey
Q: Where do you find roads without vehicles, forests without tress and cities without houses?
A: On a map
Q: If you have it, you want to share it, but if you share it you don’t have it. What is it?
A: A secret.
Q: What is it that you will break every time you name it?
Q: What three word phrase describes the following: Einstein, Edison & Newton
A: Three wise men
Q: I have a face, two arms and two hands, yet I can’t move. I count to twelve yet I cannot speak, I can still tell you something everyday.
A: A clock.
Q: You enter a dark room, you have only one match. There’s an oil lamp, a furnace and a stove in the room. Which would you light first?
A: The match
Q: What did the ocean say to the sea?
A: Nothing…it just waved.
Q: What starts out on four legs, then goes to two, then three?
A: A man starting out crawling as a baby, then walking and finally walking with a cane.
Q: What goes up when the rain comes down?
A: An umbrella